Urban Word of the Day
chicken sleeping
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

Down in the Trumps
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM

The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.

Nick has been Down in the Trumps ever since he watched that documentary about Donald Trump on TV.

earth biscuit
April 22nd, 2017, 01:00 PM

A tree-hugging female hippie who doesn't shave and always looks like she's maybe been rolling around in the dirt.

Wow, that Alanis. What an earth biscuit.

Gorsuch
April 21st, 2017, 01:00 PM

The medical term for the area between the testicles and the rectum.

"Due to a lack of viable healthcare options, and messed up laws, the itchy rash on my gorsuch has more rights than I do"

cheeched
April 20th, 2017, 01:00 PM

When you get so glazed over from smoking the hwaddaow that you can't tell up from down.

Derived from Cheech and Chong, who smoked a lot of reefer.

Back in the day when we were burnin' a quarter a day we got good and cheeched.

Neglext
April 19th, 2017, 01:00 PM

Neglext:

The act of abandoning someone in mid-conversation for a prolonged period of time(intentionally or unintentionally) via the sending of text messages electronically especially from one cell phone to another.

I'm so sorry, I passed out early last night and totally neglexted you!

ghost beer
April 18th, 2017, 01:00 PM

When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.

Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.

"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"

"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"