Urban Word of the Day
sauna bomb
July 23rd, 2017, 06:42 PM

Running into a sauna naked and pooping on the heat source

I was having a relaxing schvitz when Trump totally sauna bombed and blamed it on Obama.

mooch
July 22nd, 2017, 06:42 PM

Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen

Cannabusiness
July 21st, 2017, 06:42 PM

The fine art of selling weed.

"hey Aaron"

"ey"

"soo i uhh... heard you were in the business."

"what?"

"the cannabusiness?"

talking brown
July 20th, 2017, 06:42 PM

talking shit, bullshitting, lying

Will you ever stop talking brown Martina

Sleep Mode
July 19th, 2017, 06:42 PM

To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.

Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)

Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"

Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)

magic stairs
July 18th, 2017, 06:42 PM

Another term for escalator.

The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.

shelf friend
July 17th, 2017, 06:42 PM

When you become an option. You are not first pick of friends. When your friend starts dating someone and you are put up on a shelf until they have no other people to hang with.

I don't need you anymore, I'm dating somebody. So I'll put you up on the shelf until I have a need for you. You are my shelf friend.