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Fire at former biker clubhouse breaks out. Man in skull faced t-shirt seen on roof of neighboring property [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Many people have been hurt by Italy's banking crisis, including this girl run over by the Italian Banking Crisis Parade Float [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Yeah, these busted spring breakers are smiling right now. But when they get home and find out Mom and Dad know how to use the Internet [Amusing]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time [Spiffy]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Researchers conclude cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food [Interesting]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Library reconsidering "hands-off" policy on Internet porn [Awkward]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Sanitation workers help a woman find her wedding and engagement rings that she threw away by accident. The workers admitted that finding the rings was much easier than figuring out where the dump ended and New Jersey began [Interesting]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Fark NotNewsletter: Antici... [FarkBlog]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Worst days in a woman's life, which ended in a lengthy hospital stay, leads to worst day in a paramedic's life [Sappy]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen [Florida]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
The latest sign that society is collapsing and the end is near: AP stylebook updated to allow the singular they [Misc]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
After the "girls in leggings" fiasco this week, here are some thoughts about what IS acceptable to wear on an airplane [Followup]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978 [Live]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Like a broke college student, Illinois turns to selling pot to make ends meet [Spiffy]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Photoshop these students on the move [Photoshop]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Some badass diver just pulled a metal hook out of a shark's belly..and the shark was more than grateful [Florida]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Duke still sucks, but laundry is objectively the absolute worst thing in the world [Silly]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
If not for a selfie, macaque might still be languishing in obscurity... ~giggle~ [Cool]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Not sure where to spend your next vacation? This may help: Arkansas is desperate to find volunteers to witness executions [Awkward]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes" [Dumbass]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Meat crackdown leaves shortage in Uttar Pradesh. That's right, you're out of luck if you wanted Uttar meat crack [Strange]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Dysentery was only one way to die on the Oregon Trail. Others included typhoid, snakebite, and road rage [Interesting]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
After public transportation breaks down in the Bay Area, Lyft and Uber rates surge to "unbelievable prices." Hippies demand an explanation for this whole Supply/Demand scheme [Facepalm]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Mother of the year candidate got so drunk she couldn't remember where her daughter said she was going to be, so she called 911 to report a kidnapping [Florida]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Police determine London car attacker was not an ISIS terrorist; he was just a garden-variety arsehole [Followup]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Photoshop this gardening gal [Photoshop]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Two surfers address a California city council meeting pitching an idea for a Paul Walker statue to be erected because we live in "gnarly" times and "2017 has been a bummer so far" [Amusing]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Texas daycare worker slams 4-year-old child to the ground. He then prays to Jesus that the cctv is broken, like all Texans [Dumbass]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Headless body found in Snake River [Creepy]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
UK car owners learn that they may have overpaid for fuel by a whopping £6 billion [Fail]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
New study finds that all men are unhappy with their relationships [Unlikely]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Torn from the front page of The Bangor Daily News: Yoga with shelter kitties [Murica]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25 [FarkBlog]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
"Gentlemen, we've come up with a plan to solve the Navy's problems of landing aircraft on carriers." "Are you sure it works?" "No, but we came up with a hell of an acronym for it, so it's all good" [Facepalm]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
And the leader of the Umbrella protests was sitting on the Group W bench and they said "what'd they get you for?" and he said "littering" and they all moved away from him on the group W. Bench and then he said "and creatin' a nuisance" [Followup]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed? [Fail]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Congress votes to allow controversial hunting practices in Alaska. Sarah Palin begins fueling up the helicopter [Hero]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Texas woman travels to Milwaukee to undergo brain surgery while wide awake. Surgeons reportedly covered star-shaped incision with giant cheese head [Cool]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Being breast fed doesn't make you smarter. Damnit, there goes my pick up line [Obvious]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
It appears a certain Orange Man may be in line for felony conspiracy charges [Dumbass]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Photoshop this bloody Irish man [Photoshop]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Syria: "Israel, stop airstrikes on our territory or we will rain down Scuds on you." Israel: "Fark you, we'll do whatever the fark we want." Russia: *ominous look* [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
You men should know how unattractive that thing you do after sex is [Obvious]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period [Dumbass]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Debbie's coming in for a landing [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Having reflected on what their neighbors to the south are up to, Canada decides there's nothing for it but to legalize marijuana [Spiffy]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile [Followup]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban" [Unlikely]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM
Well, that de-escalated quickly [Scary]
March 27th, 2017, 10:15 PM