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Remember that mysterious silver spaceship tank with Midwest plates that stalked the borough of Brooklyn last winter? Well it turns out to be owned by a wayward Brooklyn dad who likes space travel [Followup]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is origin of all the tasty apples [Interesting]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
For the first time since the 1970s, Oz is going to be opened to the public. SURRENDER DOROTHY [Interesting]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Jorts are making a comeback....with Walgreens robbers [Dumbass]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
"Dixon Sucks Donkey Dicks" remains a cautionary tale preached by editors and journalism professors [Amusing]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Civil War II [Interesting]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Police search for man caught having sex with a chain-link fence after he fails to appear in court. Meanwhile, de fence rests [Followup]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
The Australians have found MH-370. Again. CNN issues Full Blitzer Alert [Followup]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Photoshop this newspaper reader [Photoshop]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Please tell me there was a bazouki too [Amusing]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Man gets hilarious chest tattoo that makes it look like he's a tiny man driving his own body [Amusing]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Old-school farker has some very bad news. Serious thread. DIT [PSA]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Team NZ beat Oracle to win the Americas Cup, but there's a small problem with the trophy. Last winners engraved their names with extra large font, making sure there was no room for anyone else [Awkward]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Florida Man's Princess Di collection which includes some of her wedding cake, scraps of her clothing, and a bar of soap she once washed her hands with is valued at $500K. The value could keep growing, of course, assuming it doesn't hit a wall [Florida]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Oddly enough, Flaming CN Tower Antenna is the name of my Rush tribute band [Weird]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada [Obvious]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Yeah, yeah, I agree, don't get me wrong, but... er, hear me out: it might also just be a crusty key-lime-pie-scented air freshener? Which, I mean, is very visionary of you, and nobody shoots on air freshener no more [Amusing]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like [Interesting]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Taco Bell unveils fried egg 'Naked Egg Taco' where the fried egg is the taco shell [Spiffy]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
McDonald's Canada offering 67 cent hamburgers all day today. Fine, I'll take 50 [Cool]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
More than half of New Orleans' drainage capacity is handled by pumps that run on archaic 25-hertz power, a remnant of the 100+ year-old pumping system [Facepalm]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
"Didn't really hurt:" Wisconsin man drove himself to hospital after nail from nail gun punctured his heart [Scary]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Can you get out of a DUI if you have a note from your doctor telling you to drink? [Unlikely]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella [Dumbass]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Foghorn Leghorn owes you hundreds of dollars [Unlikely]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
The town of Alexandria, Virginia is conducting an online survey for ideas on what to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Any ideas? [Spiffy]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Ever wonder why Knoxville TN doesn't have Confederate Monuments? "Obviously there were many Confederate sympathizers, but East Tennessee was decidedly pro-Union -- and it maintained its pro-Union sentiment after the war" [Ironic]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose" [Followup]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else [Fail]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Photoshop Theme: an object that would be strange for archaeologist to find in the year 2217 [Photoshop]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Man discovers his trombone has been violated by unknown interloper [Strange]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
"It was a blue PT Cruiser with a 'TRUMP1' license plate, which was kind of interesting," Chase said. "Why are you going to run away from hitting somebody with that kind of obvious plate?" [Dumbass]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Confederate monuments are not about heritage or history. They are tools of white supremacy. And they must fall [Obvious]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Baltimore removes Confederate statues in the middle of the night. No word on whether they will reappear in Indianapolis [Spiffy]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Sign this woman up for the show Naked and Afraid [Spiffy]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Does Fark sell t-shirts with the Fark logo on them?? I farking want one [Creepy]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Dave Barry answers all your tough Solar Eclipse questions [Amusing]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Plaque honoring Robert E. Lee for more than 100 years, affixed to a tree Lee planted himself, to be removed Wednesday. Fark: In Brooklyn, NY [Followup]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Citing death threats, irony, 18-year-old who attended violent VA rally won't return to BU. "Probably anywhere I would go would be safer than Boston" [Dumbass]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
In case you need another reason to hate Millennials, they don't like boobs [Stupid]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property [Interesting]
August 16th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep) [Florida]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
The final solution to all your wardrobe needs [Facepalm]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Here are all the Confederate memorials that will be removed or are being considered for removal after Charlottesville [Spiffy]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids [Florida]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Don't want to watch "Baywatch" for a second time tonight? You bet that's a macheteing [Scary]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes [Florida]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
"The interior of the Chevy Cavalier was filled with damaged windows, dumpster debris, spoiled food and cigarette butts. And underneath all that - to the surprise of a Columbus police officer - a naked 3-year-old boy" [Scary]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Porn movie secretly filmed in a Catholic church did not break Dutch law, judge says [Giggity]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM
Fark NotNewsletter: Boy, that escalated quickly [FarkBlog]
August 15th, 2017, 05:36 PM