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Scientist claims we'll stop drinking alcohol and deleting Politics tabs within a generation [Unlikely]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Pub in Galway, Ireland looking for the strong woman who yanked one of their steel bollards straight out of the ground. Warn that she should be approached with caution as she may yank your bollard too [Weird]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Can we haz caption contest? [Caption]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
When performing surgery it is important for the patient to be sedated. The anesthesiologist, not so much [Dumbass]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Gee, its almost as if kids were only smoking pot because it ticked off their parents [Amusing]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Workers at hip club and pizza shop found to be workers at hep club and pizza shop [Sick]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Photoshop evidence of aliens for the scientists to find [Photoshop]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
No longer news: Two men get married in Ireland. Fark: neither is gay [Strange]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Actual headline: Pensioner tries to batter cock after it kept him up all night [Amusing]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Why Americans don't eat horse meat like many other cultures [Interesting]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Battle flags captured during the obscure Korean-American war of 1871 discovered hidden at U.S. Naval Academy. Americans may have forgotten about the war but:North Korea claims it was started by Kim Jong Un's great great grandfather [Interesting]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Oh, the huge irony [Ironic]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Strong quake hits Java - deaths, collapsed buildings, tsunami warning [NewsFlash]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
This is technically a repeat, but the BBC has put their "Booze Nationality" test on their main page again [Obvious]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Arrrrrrrrrrrh mateys, lets board this new 200ft super yacht that's modelled on a 17th century pirate ship and commandeer some dingys [Cool]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Woman who survived horrific crash believes God spared her life. Of course, logically, we must now infer that God killed the other woman who died in it [Scary]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Today's Fark-ready headline: Man stranded on lake fountain after stolen swan boat drifts away [Florida]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Prince Harry has organised his wedding on the same day as British soccer's cup final. This news has gone down as well as you might expect [Dumbass]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
If only we could have known the New Mexico school shooter, who went by the online aliases "Adam Lanza" and "Future Mass Shooter," would become a killer [Facepalm]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Star Wars Spoilers Reminder: A reminder about spoilers. Spoiler alert: they're not cool [Followup]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
People in Abilene, Kansas can breathe a sigh of relief as a bear associated with a candy factory there has been found [Sappy]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Damn near killed 'em [Awkward]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Photoshop her giving a good paddling [Photoshop]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
UberEATS now delivers from McDonald's, since your Uber driver already makes those fries while working his other job [Murica]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Victorias Secret robbers used stun guns, mace, got away with 1500 Dollars in merchandise. What's that, like five thongs? [Obvious]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Why Millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression (Warning: the first page might give you a seizure, scrolling through the article may give you finger cramps) [Sad]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Canadian politician wants to treat ordinary innocent people who put peanut butter on their genitals in the general vicinity of a golden retriever the same as criminals who have intercourse with dogs [Sick]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Australia's wide ranging inquiry into institutional child sex abuse has recommended that Catholic priests be allowed to have more sex. Perhaps without the kids this time [Obvious]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
TD: "After 10 months, do you really need your $846,000? Sorry about that, it's released. We cool?" Herbert: "I'm driving as fast as I can" [Followup]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
In 5 years since Sandy Hook: 1,576 mass shootings; 1,788 people (at least) killed in those shootings; 6,333 wounded (at least) in those shootings. Less than 1% of our population. Sorry you got killed Aunt Bertha but you're just 1 person [Murica]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Elon Musk dislikes public transportation because it doesn't start when you want it to start, it doesn't go where you want it to go, and there might be a serial killer standing right next to you [Interesting]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Good god, he's losing Fox News fans [Interesting]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
I'm sorry, floral what? (Possibly NSFW) [Silly]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Lindsey Graham lays odds on all-out war with North Korea [Scary]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
The UN warns we're going to sleepwalk to war with North Korea [Scary]
December 15th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Russia may be starting to bomb US forces in Syria...on purpose [Scary]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Leaked Mormon documents reveal that Mormons believe that "self-masturbation" leads to homosexual and criminal behavior. No word on what other forms of masturbation are available besides self [Scary]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Relax, nazis. James Fields no longer faces second degree murder charges. He got an upgrade [Followup]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Replace your father's vodak with water? That's a shootin [Asinine]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
So how do you save a parking space? This woman found a new way [Florida]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Sheep in nativity scene picks Baby Jesus out of manger to cuddle, Mary forced to defend her baby at all costs [Video]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Happens to me all the time. One minute I'm digging in trash bins, the next I lean against a door and stumble upon €300,000 [Spiffy]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Anonymous person donates $86 million in bitcoin to charity. So shines a good deed in a weary world [Hero]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
This business is getting out of control [Scary]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
♫ On the first day of Christmas my nana bought for me, some g-strings for a Christmas tree ♫ [Amusing]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Photoshop this drum dance [Photoshop]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
"Kansas police hope to change perception of pit bulls with new drug detective" [News]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
You could click the link to see what the most popular audiobook of the year was, but if you listened to it you probably don't give a fark [Interesting]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
Toastmasters group thriving inside Arizona prison. So, you're telling me there is a more eloquent way of saying 'shank the snitch'? [Interesting]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM
All aboard survive after plane crashes in Fond-du-Lac after not being Fond-du-Flight [Scary]
December 14th, 2017, 04:25 PM