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June 27th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Starbucks employee makes fun of customer's pro-Trump t-shirt, so group of Trumpkins shows up to buy more coffee from Starbucks in protest. That'll learn 'em [Asinine]
June 27th, 2017, 06:10 AM
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this [Sad]
June 27th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Well, he certainly looks the part [Florida]
June 27th, 2017, 06:10 AM
I have a robin fledgling in my fenced backyard where my cats and dogs prowl. I saved it today, but how long is it likely to be stuck on the ground? My animals typically go out back, but I want to keep them at bay until it leaves [Misc]
June 27th, 2017, 06:10 AM
You complain about receiving cold chicken. You have a discussion with the restaurant and the owner decides to refund you the money. That should be the end of it right? [Sick]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes [Weeners]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Fark NotNewsletter: I should buy a boat [FarkBlog]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Man arrested for being worst boat captain since the Costa Concordia, by managing to beach stolen boat at full speed while not even in it [Florida]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Southwest Airlines passenger who broke pieces off emergency door trying to open it at altitude 'appeared unstable.' Gee, ya think? [Scary]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Actual headline: Riderless Amish buggy and one VERY tired horse stopped by police in Apple Creek [Amusing]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Changing from fuse boxes to circuit breakers: what price should I expect, and what all needs replaced? (wiring, just the boxes, etc) [Dumbass]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Any of you Farkers use Blue Apron or other ingredient-delivery subscription? What do you think? [Misc]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Today's teacher student sex scandal involves a middle school teacher who thought her car was a good place for extracurricular activities [Obvious]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Five guys take the same photo for 35 years and damn we're all getting old [Sappy]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
What ad-blocker do you run on your phone? I need some halp, as I'm old, and have a galaxy 5, and could use your advice as well as a short tutorial on how to install it. Thanks [Spiffy]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Photoshop these red windows [Photoshop]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Tightasses aren't cheap [Asinine]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
The moral of the story - don't break into someone else's house, especially at 2 a.m. California woman thwarts burglary by shooting suspect in the chest [Scary]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Death Beach has 'hidden dangers.' What, ASIDE from the ones making it a Death Beach? [Scary]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank presents Part 2 of swinging through songs beginning with "R" [Live]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
You'll never believe which website NPR wrote an article about -- or what ended up happening to it [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Slapping the gay demons unfortunately not a euphemism, possibly a good band name [Facepalm]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Rhode Island once again tries to win the coveted title of "The Florida Of The North" [Dumbass]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
TSA discovers live 20lb lobster, undisclosed amount of drawn butter in checked luggage at Logan Airport [Facepalm]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
The Washington Nationals' bullpen is so bad it literally kills you [Sad]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Beware the "Islands of Nope" floating around in the aftermath of tropical storm Cindy [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Opiod prescriptions in Michigan outnumber people and are expected to overtake guns by 2025 [Sad]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Largest warship ever constructed by Britain sets sail, doesn't catch fire [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Hop-Con 5.0 at Stone Brewing - Liberty Station in San Diego, Wednesday, July 19th, 7pm (local time) [FarkParty]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Photoshop this summer strawberry [Photoshop]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
You know, on second thought, maybe it WASN'T such a hot idea to give bail to a guy accused of scamming the government out of $600 million, who spoke several languages, had crossed the border 140 times in six years, and swore he'd never go to jail [Followup]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Do you think these home trends should make a comeback? Submitter used to have an apartment with a sunken conversation pit. That apartment was super tacky. LGT trends [Weird]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Salvador Dali's wilted clock to be exhumed for a paternity suit [Creepy]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Case of baker who refused to serve gay customer will be decided by men in dresses [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Don't forget the first rule of Bungee-jumping: attach the rope [Sad]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Czech power plant holds bikini beauty contest to win an internship."The purpose of the competition was to promote technical education" [Dumbass]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Swiss city wants to crackdown on "hipster-food" at public swimming pools. Fark: hot dogs [Asinine]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Visitors threw $1.5 million into Rome's Trevi Fountain last year, so where did all of those coins go? [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Good: Obese man does the right thing and buys two seats on a flight because he takes up so much room. Fark: Spirit Airlines, oh sorry we overbooked that flight and we're taking that seat [Facepalm]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Someone should tell this raccoon you're not supposed to be a subway seat hog OR eat on the train. It's basic courtesy [Weird]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
So the new Transformers movie badly underperformed in the U.S. this weekend. But let's see how it did overseas...oh my [Interesting]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
SCOTUS partially bans ban on the ban [News]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Texas Legislature votes to secede. Not a repeat from 1861 [News]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason [Stupid]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Don't you hate it when the fire brigade has to rescue you after your metal ring 'sexual experiment' goes horribly wrong during masturbation? [Weird]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Milwaukee is the 5th fastest growing city, yet #6 on the list of worst cities to live in. But hey, beer [Obvious]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Gay dating apps like Grindr are trying to "create connections beyond the bedroom," presumably in places like bathroom stalls, parking lots, and public parks [Obvious]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Tories reach deal with Britain's new Irish overlords, will give Northern Ireland over a billion pounds' worth of pork. Scotland, Wales looking hungry [Followup]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM
Today's "prosperity gospel" preacher who owns garage full of expensive cars and lives in million dollar condo being indicted on multiple counts of federal tax fraud" brought to you by the state of NC. Bonus: Now lives in Florida [Dumbass]
June 26th, 2017, 06:10 AM