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Two things you'll learn from this story. One: You can fit some surprisingly large objects in women's underwear. And two: There's a prison called Isis [Dumbass]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
"Arrragghuuhw huurh aaahnruh huurh huuguughghg uughguughhhghghghhhgh huurh uughguughhhghghghhhgh uughghhhgh uugggh huuguughghg aarrragghuuhw raaaaaahhgh huuguughghg uuh raaaaaahhgh" [Repeat]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug [Silly]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Terrorist planned to kill seven random Australians a month, not realising that's nothing compared to the death rate from drop bears, platipi, and mollongogoolachucks [Dumbass]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Freak accident can mean a lot of things, being killed by Thor among them [Unlikely]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Need some cuteness to cure the Monday blues? Here are a bunch of guinea pigs eating Brussels sprouts, where the white one might have a massive fart attack. Feel free to post any other animal feeding videos [Amusing]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Fark NotNewsletter: Why 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Fark [FarkBlog]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
London bar serves a $23 whisky cocktail alongside a virtual reality headset. Which the customer can use to pretend they didn't just spend $23 for a shot of whisky [Strange]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Women express concern over the rise of "stealthing," a new trend in which men remove their condom mid-intercourse without the woman's consent. And by "new trend," of course, we mean someone online heard of someone doing this once [Stupid]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
It's Confederate Memorial Day y'all. Roll Tide [Fail]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Photoshop the Queen and an elephant [Photoshop]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv [Florida]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
How administrative incompetence and bureaucratic blunders spun the story of the USS Carl Vinson missing a single port of call into an international incident [Facepalm]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Old: The Burning Man. New: The Bombay Beach Biennale, which features a drive-in, art shows and other eccentricities in the ghostly landscape of abandoned Salton Sea resorts -- as if you tried to make art houses in Fallout: New Vegas [Weird]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Sioux Falls man arrested for trying to run back into a burning building to save his beer. No word on what kind of beer it was [Hero]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry [Sick]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
The US tobacco industry is climbing back after it almost died off in a puff of smoke [Interesting]
April 24th, 2017, 01:00 PM
Who's your go to business oriented motivational speaker? [Misc]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are a bunch of things filled with beans that should NEVER be filled with beans [Awkward]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
NASA claims no one has ever engaged thrusters in space [Unlikely]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Hello My Name is Marco Antonio Garcia-Garcia. You followed my vehicle. Prepare to die [Scary]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Photoshop this performance [Photoshop]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Newly released documents reveal the sordid 20 year history of the first active duty admiral in U.S. history to be convicted of a felony. Come for kickbacks, stay for the sex with Vietnamese prostitutes [Followup]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
There is just a tad bit of embellishment in this amusing obituary (and some nice shade thrown at the Sacramento Kings) [Amusing]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Resident complains naked statue of Archimedes casts sphere of distraction [Facepalm]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Photoshop this hungry child [Photoshop]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously? [Obvious]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Let's go over this one more time: If you're out turkey hunting, don't disguise yourself as a turkey [Dumbass]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Snack Food Sunday is ready to snap into some meat snacks. What's your favorite? Do you buy it or make your own? Do pork rinds even qualify? OH YEAH [Interesting]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Sorry I didn't get you a Mother's Day card, mom. I couldn't afford one. Because you ruined my credit rating. When I was seven. Remember? [Stupid]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Vienna bartender appeals fine for public belching ... and wins. Blames eating a kebab with too much onion [Followup]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
ORLY? [Obvious]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Not news: 12-year-old boy goes out for a little joyride with car. News: 12-year-old boy gets nailed by police 1300km into his 4000km solo journey across Australia [Strange]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time [Interesting]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it [Scary]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Photoshop theme: You had ONE job [Photoshop]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs [CSB]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
When transporting weed and Xanax you might want to make sure the car you're driving has a license plate. Or at least eat all the drugs [Dumbass]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Man claims to be addicted to eating trees. Subby is going out on a limb here, but maybe this stems from some deep-rooted problem [Weird]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China [Awkward]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap [Obvious]
April 23rd, 2017, 01:00 PM
Coming to you from beautiful downtown Juneau, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT [Live]
April 22nd, 2017, 01:00 PM