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What do you call Glacier National Park once the glaciers are gone? [Scary]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Lighten up, Francis [Sad]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Photoshop this silhouetted smoker [Photoshop]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in [Murica]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
DOJ: Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III did not disclose Russia meetings when applying for his security clearance [NewsFlash]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Fundraisers started for the homeless in Manchester who rushed to help the victims of the terror attack [Followup]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here [Stupid]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door [Fail]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Grandma flees hit-and-run, causes second accident down the road, tells officers she drank half a pint of vodka, oh and those are her grandchildren in the back seat [Asinine]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen [Cool]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Photoshop this woman from another time [Photoshop]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future [Obvious]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
If some stranger from the internet wants to buy your used iPhone for $450 but only has $500 in $100 bills and needs change, maybe look at the bills he's giving you before you give him the money and phone [Dumbass]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Move over China, India is number one in total human population now [Interesting]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Woman knew something was fishy when her neighbor was hiding the founders of the Mormon Church in her garage [Amusing]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three [CSB]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Best yearbook photo ever [Cool]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread [CSB]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Dude tries to escape police by looking like a lady, but ends up looking like Steven Tyler instead [Florida]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
NJ activates emergency alert system, sends nuclear warnings to TVs -- by accident [Dumbass]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Woman stopped trying to bring a live monkey into court in her purse. Includes helpful photo of an x-ray view of a monkey in a purse [Stupid]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
And Jesus said unto his disciples "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven...unless you are offered a free Toyota Land Cruiser, then I say go for it" [Facepalm]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration [Unlikely]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
What is your best, one line advice? [Survey]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Bay Area Fark Party - Oakland Beer Trail [FarkParty]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Porn and speed dating are the key to survival [Spiffy]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Do do do do do do do do d oOOOH OH OH OH GOD YES YES YES NOKIA RINGTONE (page might be not safe for work) [Creepy]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Photoshop this simple coffeepot [Photoshop]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Man run over by tractor in LaGrange. Police want to know a-how how how how such a thing could happen [Weird]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
At Buckingham Palace, the Changing of the Guard ceremony was cancelled over security concerns. So... those guys just have to stay out there then? [Weird]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
United's PR is now on fire [Scary]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Some reporter just went to Walmart for the first time [Murica]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
It's not spam, it's not robocalls - it's ringless voicemail and the GOP's FCC wants to make it legal [Fail]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Four hikers set new record by dying in Everest's highest camp [Sad]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Visit beautiful Juneau, Alaska.... find random body parts [Scary]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
Stale french fries? That's a gas, gas, gas [Scary]
May 24th, 2017, 07:10 PM
"So to recap, a couple of white ladies learned to make burritos good while on vacation and now they are literally comparable to Hernán Cortés" [Facepalm]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releases odor ...obviously [Scary]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Firefighters rescue ducklings that were swept down a storm drain. And by 'ducklings', I mean big, burly construction workers [Spiffy]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Two men with dreadlocks, one wearing a Jamaican beanie, are wanted for attempting to rob a marijuana dispensary [Obvious]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot) [Florida]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Photoshop this peaking gator [Photoshop]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Vanity Fair Star Wars covers indicate how the protagonists will split the party for The Last Jedi [Obvious]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
ISIS-linked fighters have taken over a city in the Philippines. President Duterte declares martial law [NewsFlash]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Shut down the circus and the next thing you know clowns with bladed gloves are slashing folks in front of a taco joint [Scary]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
This day in 1934, Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford, proving once again it pays to take the rental car insurance [Fail]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis [Awkward]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
God removed from $1.3M mansion purchased for her by angels, put into jail by police. Well, I guess we see whose side the cops are on [Florida]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
Nothing says Happy Birthday like celebratory gunfire outside the Chuck E Cheese [Dumbass]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM
If you've been feeding the growing army of mangy Florida raccoons, the police would like you to knock it off [Florida]
May 23rd, 2017, 07:10 PM